holy toledo

i just barely discovered the "stats" button on blogger, fellows. i have a feeling i am behind the times a wee bit. but how hilarious is this feature?

just so you know, the most common search keywords that bring unsuspecting friends to our blog are "crying face," "crying kid," and both of these in the plural, as well as a "sad crying face." hmmm. maybe i need to reevaluate our, ehh, direction, if we can be considered as having one. especially because someone also found us with "asian 4 you elyssa." i don't even want to know what my alter-ego is doing with my name on the internet right now.

also, to all you south koreans and russians who happen to be our largest audience outside the US, welcome. or should i say, "приветствовать" or, "환영하다" ?

yeah, probably not.

officially done wasting time for now. get ready for some sort-of-creepy-but-really-neat pictures that illustrate yet another reason why one should wear safety goggles when re-priming your ceiling because you used crap primer the first time because a really nice lady gave it to you for free and you didn't know it would start flaking almost immediately after it dried, making you want to curse a little because priming the ceiling is not as fun as a lot of other things but probably more fun that busting up the erroneous counter that's blocking the oven's home, which is what nick did while i primed.

[deep breath.]

i'd post them now, but nick accidentally stole the camera today. try to bear the sadness for a few more hours (see, i wouldn't have said that if i hadn't known that we have so many viewers on this hemisphere, seeing as the rest of you are going to bed. but from now on i'll try to be more mindful and considerate of our asian spammers).

lovelovelove,